The original judge couldn’t make it, so I was asked to step in. I happened to be near the judge’s table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when I received the call. The other two judges assured me that the chili wouldn’t be too spicy and that I could enjoy free beer while… Continue reading Recently, I had the privilege of being chosen as a judge at a chili cook-off.
Category: Humor
Long DENSA test — only for smart people
Questions: 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? 3. Before Mt. Everest… Continue reading Long DENSA test — only for smart people
A man makes the decision to depart from his wife, but her response is truly invaluable.
Dear wife, This letter is to inform you that I am leaving you for good. I have been a devoted husband to you for 7 years, but it has brought me nothing. These last two weeks have been difficult. Your boss contacted me today to tell me that you had resigned, which was the last… Continue reading A man makes the decision to depart from his wife, but her response is truly invaluable.
An Amish woman operating a horse-drawn buggy gets stopped by authorities
While driving her horse-drawn buggy to town with her young son, an Amish lady found herself halted by a highway patrol officer. “I won’t be issuing a citation,” the officer began, “but I wanted to bring to your attention that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken, and that could pose a… Continue reading An Amish woman operating a horse-drawn buggy gets stopped by authorities
Prince Charles Commits to Daily Walking Routine
Prince Charles committed to a daily walking routine, yet his path led him by a particular corner where a prostitute consistently offered her services. With time, he developed a mental readiness for this encounter, foreseeing the familiar sequence that would follow. “£150!” she would call out. In response, he would discreetly mutter, “No, £5,” just… Continue reading Prince Charles Commits to Daily Walking Routine
The Heartwarming bond between a Chicken and a Horse
On the farm, a chicken and a horse shared a special bond, enjoying their playful moments together. One day, during their playtime, a mishap occurred. The horse accidentally fell into a bog, sinking rapidly. In a state of panic, the horse called out to the chicken, urging it to seek help from the farmer. Swiftly,… Continue reading The Heartwarming bond between a Chicken and a Horse
Pay Attention to This Christmas
We kindly inform all individuals intending to embark on a joyful ride in a one-horse open sleigh across snowy landscapes, with laughter filling the air, that a Risk Assessment is mandatory. This assessment must assess the safety of open sleighs and consider whether using only one horse is appropriate, especially when there are multiple passengers.… Continue reading Pay Attention to This Christmas
Negotiating Dental Extraction Costs
Maggie paid a visit to the dentist’s office with the intention of discussing the cost of a tooth extraction. “The cost for a tooth extraction is $85, ma’am,” the dentist informed her. “Oh, is there perhaps a more affordable option available?” the Scottish woman inquired, her patience wearing thin. “However, the standard fee for a… Continue reading Negotiating Dental Extraction Costs
The pilot expresses dissatisfaction with the airman’s behavior, but receives an unexpected response…
The Lockheed C-141 Starlifter of the US Air Force is scheduled to depart from Thule Air Base in Greenland at midnight. During the pre-flight inspection conducted by the pilot, it becomes evident that the lavatory holding tank hasn’t been emptied since the previous flight. Consequently, a communication is dispatched to the base, prompting an off-duty… Continue reading The pilot expresses dissatisfaction with the airman’s behavior, but receives an unexpected response…
The difference between administering medication to a cat and a dog
How To Feed Your Cat A Pill: Lift your cat and cradle it gently in the crook of your left arm, as if holding a baby. Use your right forefinger and thumb to gently apply pressure to the cheeks, while holding the pill in your right hand. As your cat opens its mouth, place the… Continue reading The difference between administering medication to a cat and a dog
In hell, the three individuals have been granted permission to make a phone call
Three individuals find themselves in hell: one hails from the USA, another from England, and the third originates from Iraq. Upon their arrival, the devil informs them that they are each entitled to make a phone call, but they must cover the charges. The American makes a call home and engages in a conversation that… Continue reading In hell, the three individuals have been granted permission to make a phone call
The Importance of Etiquette: A Valuable Lesson
Seated within the refined ambiance of a country club, three sophisticated women from the southern region, namely Eliza, Josephine, and Isabelle, find themselves engaged in conversation. In the midst of their interaction, Eliza gracefully imparts to her companions, “Ladies, I simply must share the delight of my anniversary. My husband gifted me the most exquisite… Continue reading The Importance of Etiquette: A Valuable Lesson