In the morning, they set out equipped with handcuffs, a menacing dog, and a rifle. Upon reaching a tree where a gorilla is perched, the hunter shares his strategy with his friend, “I will ascend the tree stealthily, adopting the approach of a ninja, and dislodge the gorilla from its branch. The moment he lands… Continue reading A man goes off to Africa gorilla hunting with a friend
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Resilient Florida Elderly Woman Confronts Would-Be Thieves, Foiling Car Robbery Attempt
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out… Continue reading Resilient Florida Elderly Woman Confronts Would-Be Thieves, Foiling Car Robbery Attempt
An elderly woman graciously handed her bank card to the teller, requesting a withdrawal of $10.
Aged Woman Presents her Bank Card to the Teller, Requesting a Withdrawal of $10. The Bank Clerk Advises her Regarding Minimum Withdrawal Policies. This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM. The… Continue reading An elderly woman graciously handed her bank card to the teller, requesting a withdrawal of $10.
Funny: They formed a committee to resolve the gender of a computer
Shortly after computers were invented, the Language Association of Spain met to decide between using “el” or “la”. Unlike English, Spanish and many other languages have masculine and feminine nouns, which determine whether you say “el” for masculine or “la” for feminine. So the committee divided into two groups to each come up with the… Continue reading Funny: They formed a committee to resolve the gender of a computer