Aged Woman Presents her Bank Card to the Teller, Requesting a Withdrawal of $10. The Bank Clerk Advises her Regarding Minimum Withdrawal Policies. This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM. The… Continue reading An elderly woman graciously handed her bank card to the teller, requesting a withdrawal of $10.
Category: Humor
The Legendary Charcoal Recipe of My Grandma
My Grand-Mother always cooked tasty food. But one day, she put a burnt pie in front of my Grandpa. Not just a little burnt, but black as coal. I waited to see what my Grandpa would say. But he just ate the pie and asked how my day was. Then I heard my Grand Mother… Continue reading The Legendary Charcoal Recipe of My Grandma
90 year old George went for his annual physical examination
90 year old George went for his annual physical examination. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?” George replied, “God and me… Continue reading 90 year old George went for his annual physical examination
A Newfie was riding his Harley along the Trans Canada highway
A Newfie was riding his Harley along the Trans Canada highway just outside of Port aux Basque when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, ‘Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’ The Newfie pulled over… Continue reading A Newfie was riding his Harley along the Trans Canada highway
Marriage Humor: A Woman Buys a New Corvette
A Woman Buys a New Corvette. While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH and continues to accelerate. 75MPH… 80MPH… … and out of nowhere a siren and the flashing lights of a patrol car come into… Continue reading Marriage Humor: A Woman Buys a New Corvette
Cowboy Joke: He doesn’t want to do what he did in Texas
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above… Continue reading Cowboy Joke: He doesn’t want to do what he did in Texas
Funny: They formed a committee to resolve the gender of a computer
Shortly after computers were invented, the Language Association of Spain met to decide between using “el” or “la”. Unlike English, Spanish and many other languages have masculine and feminine nouns, which determine whether you say “el” for masculine or “la” for feminine. So the committee divided into two groups to each come up with the… Continue reading Funny: They formed a committee to resolve the gender of a computer
Ol’ Patrick Flannerty passed away at his job at the brewery
Ol’ Patrick Flannerty passed away at his job at the brewery. His workmates realized that they would have to be the ones to inform his widow of his passing. They trooped over to Patrick’s cottage at the end of their shift and solemnly gathered in a semicircle before the door. The foreman politely knocked. Mrs.… Continue reading Ol’ Patrick Flannerty passed away at his job at the brewery